Descent into madness…   March 12th, 2008

After the wedding and honeymoon are all paid for, there are a couple things I’d like to pick up for myself eventually. I’ve been vacillating between two options for my first major purchase after it’s all taken care of. Today I looked at them side-by-side and realized that no matter what, I’m becoming a horrible caricature of myself:

Yeah, that’s right. A Euro-styled scooter and a fucking MacBook Air. Five years ago I wasn’t creative enough to make up a story like this as fiction, and now it’s reality. I’ve completely lost it. If I ever buy a black turtleneck or express an opinion on the freedoms enjoyed by either Tibet or Mumia, shoot me immediately.

Laugh it up, you dumb dongs. I’m hilarious.

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March 13th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Riss Says:

I think youre hip as hell, honey!